Dear Diary,
Wad shall we post today?
Criteria for being my friend
Wanna read on?
Section 1 (I) Applicant must not be disgusting, irritating, annoying, creepy, malicious.
(II) Applicant once rejected deemed rejected for life (No changing of mindset)
Section 2 (I) I do not like stalkers, and blind followers.
(II) Tt includes ppl who talk so much but doesn't have any substance.
Section 3(I) ai) I am prone to excessive bossiness, suddenly change in mood & tone.
*Applicants who are willing to take the risk, please refer to Section 3 (I) aii.*
aii) I am who I am, and you dun tell me to do it YOUR way
bi) I treat you back the way you treat me, it all depends on you.
ii) I can be a great friend, or a deadly enemy. Choose wisely ^^
WARNING: I'm not scared of ANYONE, we are all humans and I dun see the need to WORSHIP you!
~If you persist to carry on, please separate yourselves in the subgroups.~
Group I - DFA (Direct Friend Admission): Includes hypocrites, arrogant and proud ppl, friendly & approachable, caring & kind, talkative & sociable, popular & outspoken, charismatic & profound.
*It may be contradicting, but if you think tt way, pls refer to Section 3 (I) aii*
Group II - The Normal Kid: Any Tom, Dick & Harry, tt has some influence over my life.
Group III - The Juniors: Fancy friendly & respectable ones. Those tt really get along wif you well.
Applicants who fall into Group II & III will have to undergo a gruelling exam in which you will be inspected for different aspects.
NOTE: If you do not fall into any of the above-mentioned categories, pls get lost as you may be:
i) A potential stalker
ii) A lost & pathetic sheep
iii) Some loser who screws up
iv) The act-boss crappers
v) 学生自由发挥
Please sign where applicable,
Group ( I / II / III )*
Signature ______________ Date _______________
By signing, you concur to the above-mentioned and vow not to be an idiot.
Any unruly or inappropriate behaviour will not be tolerated.
*Delete where appropriate
Still wanna be my friend?
Rules are rules.
Abide by them.
Señorita
