Señorita

Dear Diary,

Ha, you saw my post? Wow, now tt's surprising. Didn't expect you to find it out so easily. Anyway, I saw wad you posted on your fb too. Forturnately, I wasn't totally blown away. I'm used to all your absurd rants.
I didn't expect such an overwhelming response too. Apparently, almost half of our cohort knows about this, or so it seems. Anyway, as promised, I'll never speak of you ever again.
So goodbye.

I'm juz here to brag about how efficient I am to be able to spread this juz like tt. LOL; nah, even I'm still bewildered. :/

Señorita

Dear Diary,

It has been a long time since I last talked to you. Looking back, I still smirk at the fact and impossibility of liking you. Wad was I thinking then? Although, I gotta admit it was amazing how we managed to get hold of each other in juz a few months. It felt like we knew each other for years.

Remb the time when we used to walk down from History classes to E Math? Remb the time when I commented tt your pencil case was hideous & you had a childish Hello Kitty pen? Remb the time when we made the CNY Class Hamper together? The time when we always sat together during History classes when it was at the AVA Room. The time you called me on my phone like mad juz to ask me to buy you a bottle of Pink Dolphin? The time when I profusely taught you A Math till you got it. The time when you gave me tt Thailand souvenir? The time when I was unexpectedly given a SpongeBob ruler, eraser, etc. The time when you were sick & you asked me to collect homework. The time when it was raining and I sheltered you to the bus stop; you even complained to me tt I didn't know how to shelter you properly heh. Remb how we always bad-mouthed about teachers. The time when I'll come to your table during E Math to chat. The time when we usually shared answer and discuss about homework. The time when you showed me something on your hair which turned out to be a bump tt was the result of the chemicals in the rebonding solution? You scolded me for not being able to tell wad it was even though I was from Red Cross.The time when you grieved over your grandma's death. The time when I comforted you & gave you a letter. The promise you made about inviting me to your house if you were to ever host a bbq party. The times you scolded and at the same time boast to me new English words tt even I didn't know. Dense brain. numskull.

The time when we'll talk so loud and get scolded by our classmates. The time when you'll ask me if you were cute after every new hairstyle tt you cut. The times we'll gl each other to no end, till our classmates juz stand there and watch. The time when we went to Macdonalds and you wore tt cute PPG Hairband (lol -.-) The time when we were at Pizza Hut and you started complaining (as usual) about ppl making too much noise. The time when you played at the playground so innocent & oblivious to the surrounding. The time when we were at Hub & I bought the piece of meat tt your mother wanted you to buy for tt day's dinner. The day when we were laughing like mad at the supermarket choosing cat food. The time we were on the bus and you started to tell lame jokes lol. The time it was Valentine's Day, also your bday, and you were out watching a show. The time you were playing blackjack at your relatives' house and you msg-ed me because you were winning? You said you would treat me if you won it big; and every time you striked, you would say I was your lucky star. Your laughter was as contagious as ever.

I still remb-ed the time when you were at wits end cause you lost your Plus One notes. You told me tt you needed me to scan mine (which I didn't even bother looking lol) and send it to you via Msn. And when I did you commented on my ugly handwriting (which btw, isn't ugly okay!) The time when your sisters were crazy fighting to talk to me on msn lol. The constant bickers and awkward stares we had.

But I won't look back. Given a chance, I would still walk this route. You taught me how to be strong. Thanks for everything thus far. Take pride in your future endeavours. I remb-ed you once said your dream was to open a business, a hair salon. I knew you were special from the start, even during Sec 1 Council Camp. But not special enough for me apparently.

I'm never gonna speak of you ever again. Right now, I couldn't care less. And juz so you know, I prayed for you when you were sick, hoping tt your illness would juz fade away.

Dear Diary,

Many weird and unexplainable things happened lately. Dk wad happened to our school students lol. Today was one example as a matter of fact.

Let's begin saying, Ericia Ler is a monster! My god, you should see wad she did to my hand; use the pen slash me; like some serial killer sia. I also dk how to retaliate. Then tt stupid recalcitrant child Dillon HAHA, I named him tt. Keep gl-ing me; I think I'm losing my gl skills :(( How!

Gloria, has been vandalising my hand for the past few days. First was pen marks tt look like I was abused or sth -.- and then recalcitrant child's Ben 10 stamp roller. She rolled tt over my arm like free liddat. You should be thankful tt I still look very good! HAHA :x

Yuhui, hunting me everyday. Crazy one. Becca's always swinging her hair in my face. Nala keeps calling my name during class time =.= and Kok has been damn kiasi; late 10 mins like the end of the world liddat.

Dk how come suddenly so many funneh ppl. Heh. Anyway, today's VA was slacking all the way. You know wad? I managed to give Ericia Ler a slap! Muahahaha, she was shocked. Expression was priceless; best thing is she hit her water bottle on my arm -.- which was already vandalised by Gloria HAHA. Jac Teo gave us the seating plan for Prom; AND suddenly, everyone went crazy lol. All so eager to sit next to each other; there was some conflict or sth. Apparently Gloria didn't wanna sit wif Adeline or Kok. BUT the best thing is tt there are two tables remaining and two ppl to fit into the slot. So, it was a prob; and yea. I told them, best thing is everyone sit on the floor la - prob solved HAHA.

Prom is like sooooooo far away & Jac Teo is like already talking about it. The retarded Os are still in the way. 24 days to O lvls, Omg, and also my birthday! HAHA Eh, shouldn't be using the com now. So yea.

Before VA, Kok, Dillion & I took cab to Subway to eat. Kok like one sua ku liddat. The counter lady was weird! - she kept staring at me. And I had to repeat my order more than once -.- Best thing is tt the others didn't have this prob. It was only me?! Wth! And tt Kok was crazy, super damn kiasi. He didn't want to be late for VA; make us rush like siao. I eat like one monster liddat, gobble everything up. He as usual, wif long legs, reached school first while Dillion & I took a slow stroll. Best thing is tt when we reached, the teacher wasn't even there yet! HA! (:

I think I'm gonna write a essay already. After VA, apparently there was some conflict in the 02's side. And Yuhui & Thiam Jie broke out into a fight. Maria Chen asked me to help; I ask her, 'do wad? DANCE UH?' HAHA Anyway, went wif Maria Chen & Yuhui to NTUC to shop shop! ^^ I bought sweets & chocolatesssss~! Wooo! Pamper yourselves now while you still can.

I finally understood tt phrase (: